Saturday, 23 October 2010

Apples and pears and oranges and the whole fruitbowl

Hilarious moment at the apple-stand this morning.
Apple lady: “Hey! Good to see you! Ok, your apples are $2.70, the juice $3.50. So that is … $6 … eh, wait, 2.70 … 3.50 … how much is that?”
Apple man: “eh, 2.70 and 3.50? eeh, eeh eeh, …”
Nina: “it is definitely more than 6. Mmm, 6.20?”
All together “SIX TWENTY!!!”
Apple lady: “you know what, just give me 6, that is fine. "
Nina gives 20 dollars
Apple lady: "20, hmm, 20-6 = ???”
Apple man: “14!”
Nina: “hahahahaha thanks!”
Next customer: “I have 2 kilos of apples, that is 6 dollars, I’ll give you 20 and you give me 14, just to save you the trouble”
All: “hahahahahahaha”
Apple man: “we’re good with apples, but that is about all we can do well"